Before and after Marriage ;-)

Before marriage.....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
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Simply read from bottom to the top.

Corporate Fact ;-)

Anti-Depressions-Video

Man and Hen ;-)

Anil came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as
he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.


When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
wearing a long flowing white robe. 'Who the hell are you?' Demanded Anil,
'and what are you doing in my bedroom?'.


The mysterious Man answered 'This isn't your bedroom and I'm Yamraj'.


Anil was stunned 'You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to
live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me
back straight away'.


Yamraj replied 'Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can
only send you back as a dog or a hen.'


Anil was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house,
he asked to be sent back as a hen.


A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around
pecking the ground. 'This isn't so bad' he thought until he felt this
strange feeling welling up inside him.


The farmyard rooster strolled over and said 'So you're the new hen, how
are you enjoying your first day here?'


It's not so bad' replies Anil, 'but I have this strange feeling inside
like I'm about to explode'.


You're ovulating' explained the rooster, 'don't tell me you've never laid
an egg before'.


'Never' replies Anil


'Well just relax and let it happen'

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
out from under his tail.


An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the
better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.


When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming
and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever
happened to him... ever!!!


The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he
felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting .........

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"Anil, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting on the bed".

1 minute question paper; try how intelligent you are ;-)

(click on the image if unable to read)


not sure ????? :) scroll down for the answers

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Hows Thaaaat ???? ;-)

Adam and Eve or Monkeys ??? (Jfg) :)

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Creative Marketing

A keen immigrant, a Gujarati Indian lad, applied for a salesman's job at London 's premier downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there.

The boss asked him,
"Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes sir, I was a salesman in India ", replied the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you."

The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6:00 PM came around.

The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"

"Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman.

"Only one sale?" blurted the boss."No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. "If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale.By the way "How much was the sale worth?"

" 93300534.00 pounds" said the young Indian.

"What"," How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.

"Well", said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat and I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines.

Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.

I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sleeper camper tents.

Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!"

"No" answered the salesman,

"He came in to buy a headache relief tablet and I said to him, "Sir, fishing is best headache pain removal"

Boss - "You sit in my chair........"