A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber then shot him point blank, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied
"No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Moral - When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT (Just for gags ok :-) )