A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber then shot him point blank, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied
"No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Moral - When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT (Just for gags ok :-) )
2 comments:
what a sick husband hehehe! anyway thanks for following my blog. i have a tag for you at mother thoughts. please look for my post titled The Sweet Brigaderio and Neno's Award. good luck!
this is funny.....I will read it to my husband tonight....but with the opposite ending....."no...but my husband did" hee hee hee
Miriam
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