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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Girl and Psychiatrist (Just for Gags :-))

A Girl to a Psychiatrist:

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so >> what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .. Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!

5 comments:

Pradip Biswas said...

There is a kind of mango which may taste exactly Mitha Khatta and this piece is just like that. You are a rare variety.

Tina said...

lol like that one! like coming here for a laugh!

Strawberry Girl said...

(tsk, tsk naughty joke...) :D Funny one Nara!! (I have given you a couple of awards, go collect them) :D

Greener Bangalore said...

Oh Thank you so much Strawberry...I am just honoured with your awards :P lol;)

Greener Bangalore said...

Thank you Pradeep and Tina....