God Surrenders!!! (Jfg)

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,' Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,

'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand woman ; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

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Little girl and her father

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."

The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."

"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go.

But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...
This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.. right ???

Take a break! ;-)

Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Santa: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Question:"Should Women have Children after 35?"
Santa Replied:"No! 35 Children are more than enough!!"

After finishing Medicine Santa started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finally said
"Torch is okay"

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Santa to judge: you are coming daily, don't U have shame?

Santa attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Santa: If you can give me the address I will go there sir.

Santa in airplane going to Bombay... While its landing he shouted:"Bombay!! Bombay!!"
Air hostess said: "Be silent."
Santa: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Teacher: What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, BUDDHA, RAM, and GANDHI?
Santa replied: All are born on government holidays...!!!

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

Barack Obama and Japanese Prime Minister (JFG;-))

A few days ago, Japan Prime Minister Mori was given some basic conversation training in English before he visited Washington and met US President Barack Obama.

The instructor said to Mori, "When you shake hand with US President Obama, please say 'how are you. Then Mr Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?'.

Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, the translators, will do the work for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is:-

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said "Who are you?" (Instead of 'How are you?).
Mr Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:"Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha."

Then Mr Mori replied, "me too, ha-ha."
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

Exercise for Neck

Trial at a UK court (JFG ;-) )

A young woman who was pregnant boarded a bus. Then, when she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'

The case was dismissed... .
;-)

The happiest people

In the picture, just look at their condition.. no place to sleep, still they have made some space for the cat and the dog... water pouring from the roof but still each one of them have a peaceful smile on their face.. Simply amazing!!!!!

The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.

Keep Smiling Always.
Have joyful Days Ahead.

Zoozoo roaming with girlfriend

A beautifully shot Vodafone ad that displays the team's creativitiy and great sense of humour, rocking now in India....Enjoy!!!

Technology and its 'Advantages'

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