Action is no less necessary than thought to the instinctive tendencies of the human frame. ..................................

Friday, June 19, 2009

Take a break! ;-)

Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Santa: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Question:"Should Women have Children after 35?"
Santa Replied:"No! 35 Children are more than enough!!"

After finishing Medicine Santa started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finally said
"Torch is okay"

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Santa to judge: you are coming daily, don't U have shame?

Santa attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Santa: If you can give me the address I will go there sir.

Santa in airplane going to Bombay... While its landing he shouted:"Bombay!! Bombay!!"
Air hostess said: "Be silent."
Santa: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Teacher: What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, BUDDHA, RAM, and GANDHI?
Santa replied: All are born on government holidays...!!!

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE


Brosreview said...

Hahaha! These are funny! Thanks for sharing!

Vancouver, Canada said...

funnyyyyyyyyy would be an understatement!! awesome Nar..keep em coming :D

Strawberry Girl said...

tehehehehe great stuff!! (cool new profile pic btw) :D

lakshmi said...

read it before too but each time one can just not stop laughing

Lilly Jones said...

These were great. Well done...