Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Santa: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Question:"Should Women have Children after 35?"
Santa Replied:"No! 35 Children are more than enough!!"
After finishing Medicine Santa started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finally said
"Torch is okay"
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Santa to judge: you are coming daily, don't U have shame?
Santa attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Santa: If you can give me the address I will go there sir.
Santa in airplane going to Bombay... While its landing he shouted:"Bombay!! Bombay!!"
Air hostess said: "Be silent."
Santa: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, BUDDHA, RAM, and GANDHI?
Santa replied: All are born on government holidays...!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE