A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
Wife: 'What are you doing?' !
Hubby: 'Hunting Flies'
Wife: 'Oh. ! Killing any?'
Hubby: 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’
Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?' !
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone