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Friday, May 28, 2010

Husband and Wife

Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents
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Husband: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Wife: A lovely Push...!!!

Have a nice weekend ;-)

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