Action is no less necessary than thought to the instinctive tendencies of the human frame. ..................................

Friday, March 19, 2010

Help for childhood fears ;-)

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist.
'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you,' I said.

Six months later the Psychiatrist met me on the street.
'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!

A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV.
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed - ain't nobody under there now!’

SCREW THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BAR ATTENDER. ;-)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha!! I love it :)

lakshmi said...

now that shows there surely is another way....if one closes at our face

Rachna said...

Hey, good one :). Most of these shrinks are nothing but stupid and they do charge exorbitant fees.

Preeti said...

lol ..yea ...i agree ..:) drink cure most of the things ..and if the barattneder is a looker ..its all the more fun:P